I KIND OF IGNORED IT EXCEPT FOR ON THE 22ND A BIT. NEXT CRUSADE WILL BE PLANNED A BIT BETTER.


LONG, LONG AGO IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OF WHICH CANNOT BE TRAVELED TO BY EARTH, THERE WAS A MIRACLE.

_{An internet club...
About the internet.}

THOUSANDS OF THE FAYSE TRIBE RULED OVER THE GALAXY, AND ABOVE THEM WAS . BUT A LONE REBEL, ONE OF CAPSLOCK INFLUENCE, GREW TIRED OF THIS RULER, AND OVERPOWERED HIM. HIS NAME WAS 8U, AND HE IS REMEMBERED TO THIS DAY AS THE GREATEST FAYSE EVER.

NONE HAVE EVER STOOD IN HIS PATH SINCE. BUT AS OF NOW, IN OUR PEACEFUL WORLD, THE S ARE TRYING TO REGAIN CONTROL. AS WE SPEAK, THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNETS WITH EMOTES THAT FEATURE HUGGING, HAPPINESS, AND DANCING. THIS IS NOT THE WAY OF THE INTERNETS.

TO COMBAT THIS STRANGE AND UNINTERNET FORCE, A TEAM OF MONKS, PRIESTS, POPES, AND OTHER INTERNET-GOING PEOPLE WERE ASSEMBLED. TOGETHER THEY WOULD STOP THE HOARDES OF , AND KEEP THE REIGN OF 8U AND ALL OF ITS HOLINESS.

UNFORTUNATELY TO ALL OF THE INTERNET, THEY FAILED, AND WERE STRIPPED OF THEIR TITLES AND CREMATED. THE INTERNETS BECAME A DARK PLACE, VOID OF HUMAN EMOTIONS AND INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT.

BUT IN THE YEAR OF THE PLATYPUS, 2322 E.T., THROUGH THE STORY TELLING OF CAPSLOCK AND COPY+PASTE, A NEW 8U CULT WAS BORN TO FIGHT AGAINST THE , AND REGAIN CONTROL OF THE INTERNETS.

WILL YOU TAKE UP THE SWORDS, SPEARS, AND STAFFS OF 8U? WILL YOU BECOME A PILGRIM TO THE CAUSE OF THE INTERNET?

JOIN US, AND REJOICE.

TO JOIN: ASK OR COMMENT POSITIVELY, AND WE SHALL AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS. YES, IT COULD BE CALLED ABDUCTING. WE CALL IT INVITATION, THOUGH. A WATCH WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

Rules:

1. When referring to the 8U, you must type in all caps.
2. Do not let impostor priests continue... Impostoring. Convert them to the true way of the internets, and show them the light.
3. Spread the will of 8U by putting "8U" in your signature, or : devpriests-of-8U : without spaces. Or hyperlink to us with "8U" as the text for bonus points.
4. The 8U despises fangurls/bois. If you are a fangurl/boi/both(!) do not join.
5. Although we (somewhat) spam 8U, and act like idiots--- for the love of 8U, try not to get yourself banned. It'd make us look bad.
6. An alternative to typing in capslock while referring to 8U is typing in bold.
7. Help us expand on stories, lore, and mythology of the 8U. You can help add to the 8U Q'Bibrahcon (our mystical book of 8U) by doing so. These stories will be submitted as chapters.

...That brings up the subject....

Reviving the Lore of 8U

That's right. You can write stories in the Q'Bibrahcon. Open up notepad, type in something with bad references to 8U, etc. and submit. Make sure you spell-check and look for grammatical errors. I don't want to have that much to correct.

Also, you may illustrate the holy book of 8U. Get whatever you use to make images, and make an image. Just... Try to make sure it doesn't look like a crippled retard drew it with his hands tied and eyes blindfolded.

WELL.

That's about it, besides the members list.

THE HOLY LISTENER OF 8U
8U8U

THE LISTENER'S SEXY ASSISTANT


THE LISTENER'S AWESOME ASSISTANT


THE PRIESTS OF 8U




THOSE AFFILIATED WITH THE 8U



Also, a little note, the Priests of 8U also approve of other emotes, so long as they're against normal anatomy. Examples include: :V, :B, :^, 'A', >%Y, :<, etc. Also, despite what some would like to think, we also approve of :D, due to unknown reason.